An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...