Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...