Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
OLD NEVER DIES 5
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Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...