The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...