Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...