I’m just trying to be helpful
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Operating systems as beers
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New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...