Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...