Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...