The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...