Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...