Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...