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My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...