Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...