If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...