3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...