Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...