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A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
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Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...