Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...