The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...