Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...