At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...