Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....