Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!