Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.