One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...