Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...