Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...