Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....