Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...