50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...