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As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
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Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.