Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...