Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.