Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
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OLD NEVER DIES 5
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Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...