The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
They can lighten your load!
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Farm jokes 01
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Cool Bumper Stickers!
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Return your keys
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Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...