Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...