Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...