What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...