Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...