Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill