Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...