Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...