Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...