Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...