Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...