Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...