‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman