Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...