Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...