Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...